2分钟英语笑话小故事

|小龙

  现实生活中,很多家长都会为儿童选择很多儿童故事,让儿童阅读欣赏。为此小编为大家推荐了2分钟英语笑话小故事,希望对大家有用。

  2分钟英语笑话小故事篇一

  Last week, Mrs Black went to London. She didn’t know London very well, and she lost her way. Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop. She went up to the man and said, “Excuse me! Can you tell me the way to the hospital, please?” The man smiled. He didn’t know English! He came from Germany. But then he put his hand into his pocket, and took out an English dictionary. He looked up some words. Then he said slowly, “I’m sorry I can’t understand you.”

  上周,布莱克夫人去了一趟伦敦。她不太熟悉伦敦,结果她迷路了。突然她在一个公共汽车站附近看见一位男子。她急忙向这位男子走去,说道:“劳驾您一下!请您告诉我去医院的路,好吗?”这位男子笑了。他听不懂英语。他来自德国。但是他将手伸进了自己的衣袋里,从里面掏出了一本英语词典。他查找到了一些单词。然后他一字一句地说:“我很抱歉我听不懂你说的话。”

  2分钟英语笑话小故事篇二

  One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.

  一天,老师带学生到养鸡场参观,当他们走近孵化器时,刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。

  "It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it?" the teacher said.

  “看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来,岂不是很奇妙的吗?”老师说。

  "Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand."

  “是的,老师。”一个男学生说,“可是,如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”

  2分钟英语笑话小故事篇三

  狐狸和葡萄

  One hot summer day a fox was walking through an orchard。He stopped before a bunch of grapes。They were ripe and juicy。

  "I'm just feeling thirsty," he thought。So he backed up a few paces,got a running start,jumped up,but could not reach the grapes。

  He walked back。One,two,three,he jumped up again,but still,he missed the grapes。

  The fox tried again and again,but never succeeded。At last he decided to give it up。

  He walked away with his nose in the air,and said“I am sure they are sour。”

  一个炎热的夏日,狐狸走过一个果园,他停在一大串熟透而多汁的葡萄前。

  狐狸想:“我正口渴呢。”于是他后退了几步,向前一冲,跳起来,却无法够到葡萄。

  狐狸后退又试。一次,两次,三次,但是都没有得到葡萄。

  狐狸试了一次又一次,都没有成功。最后,他决定放弃,他昂起头,边走边说:“葡萄还没有成熟,我敢肯定它是酸的。”

  寓意:在经历了许多尝试而不能获得成功的时候,有些人往往故意轻视成功,以此来寻求心理安慰。

 

看过“2分钟英语笑话小故事”的还看了:

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

    530359